Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit (Part 1)

USP SOCCER: WORLD CUP-GHANA VS USA S SOC BRA RI

So, ESPN is reporting that my boy Jozy Altidore might miss Toronto FC’s opener against the New York Corporate Lackeys. This news earns the negative version of Senator Clay Davis’ catchphrase, although it’s less than surprising. I’m guessing that Altidore’s hammies were replaced with string cheese during some wacky maternity ward mishap from some shitty sitcom.

Hopefully, it’s short-term. Toronto is never as scary as when both Giovinco and Altidore are on the pitch. At least I assume so. It’s not like I’ve seen more than 1-2 games.

Full story here.

~Jake

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